Travellers to Rome recently have been put off by large gnawing and tearing noises emitting from some of the shadiest streets in the city. I was alerted to this by an old man, who is no longer in the game, but had heard things floating around. I made my way to the city, to hear for myself the alarming sounds that have gripped the famous city. As dusk approached, I caught a glimpse of the beast, and was shocked to my core.
Could it really be? The charming young man known as Isotope had turned into this Demon with a 3 minute twitch?
I remembered a young Isotope, his charming and overly sexual manner of chatting struck a chord with me, as I do not stray from a bit of Sexual Deviance myself. He was a fan of trivia, he liked girls(apparently) and he was even planning to buy a dog. Was he now cursed like this?
I shuddered at the thought. As I slinked away into the night, I heard a bloodcurdling scream from behind me.
I WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The beast had rose from his earning and agging stupor and now roamed the streets, looking for nourishment. He stumbled around in his drunk demeanour, often calling to his friend Elliot to pass the whiskey, other times he lamented a failed agg with a mournful and loud ballad. His favourite seemed to be the Bee Gees classic 'Don't stop till you get GF'
'Ohhh I wish I hadn't done that AR, now the GF stole my car', slurred lyrics such as these plagued not only Rome, but the international radio known as #injustice.
After what seemed like an eternity of yells and whistles from the Beast, the sun shone above the hills, and Isotope retreated to his dark corner.
That is the sad tale of the Beast of Rome.
