Today, around noon, Paris' police officers found the dead body of Nelson lying on a bench on the Rue de Rivoli, with his head facing backwards in an awkward position. Some research among underworld contacts revealed that this was an execution carried out by Paris city leader Gibbs. Your reporter contacted Gibbs and found out the story behind this killing, and the earlier murdering of Parisian Judge Tsukane.
Nelson was a Roman, quickly rising through the
ranks of the Roman crime families, and recently, he managed to be introduced into the highest circles of the underworld, gaining a bold suit, and the commonly accepted family enforced protection from criminal prosecution. But well before being introduced to these circles and acquiring the bold suit, Nelson already demanded protection from prosecution to be honored by judges around the world. Some did, like Tokian judge JohnnyStar, to prevent any difficulties. Others, like Paris judge Tsukane didn't. Gibbs: "Before he was bold, he was getting guiltied by my judge tsukane and he was threatening my judge to NG him or he'll whack him. (...) And tsukane was one of the more active and friendly ones. He was a good guy."
At first, it didn't become more than threats. However acquiring the bold suit quickly led to a change in Nelson's attitude: he decided to take action, and grab the plane to Charles de Gaulle airport, so he could shoot Tsukane right outside the courtroom without ever consulting Paris' city leaders. Gibbs: "Well, he got bold and decided to whack tsukane without speaking to me or derail first. Put me on an "egg hunt" all morning trying to find the killer."
The hunt was on. For 4 hours, Gibbs was trying to find out the identity of Tsukane's murderer untill an anonymous tip led to Nelson being the killer. A quick inquiry among Paris citizens revealed that Nelson was still present in Paris. Gibbs: "I messaged my citizens to see if he was in Paris, and sure enough, he was, so i flew right my private jet from Rome to Paris to handle the situation."
Nelson was found to be chilling on a bench on the Rue de Rivoli, not too far from the scene of the earlier killing. He was wearing a disguise, complete with trench coat, shades, and a fake mustache, and was trying hard not to attract attantion from the cops running by rushing their way to the scene of the earlier Tsukane killing. Nelson failed to spot Gibbs though, who walked up to him from behind, grabbed him by the head, and snapped his neck in two, without any of the cops even hesitating to do something against it. In some cities in the world, order is maintained by it's city leaders, and Paris is a great example of that. Gibbs: "As a city leader, I PROTECT my citzens as best as I can."





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